Colors of my class....

Today we discussed Pepsi and Coke in our class...well almost all of us here r loyal to one of these brands...
Infact what's interesting to watch here is that again almost all of us are shifting to Pepsi/Coke Light...
Makes me wonder why we drink the Pepsi/Coke light....
Bcoz its sugar-free?....
or bcoz its calorie-free...?.....
carbon free...?

Well.. i drink it coz its GUILT-FREE !!!


Olrite then...Pursuing my fav hobby.... I luk around... I see each classmate of mine...each one is wearing a different color... n sumwher the colors speak for what's going on in their minds...

Satyam's colors are black and red....he sure is in an agressive mood.. probably preparing QUESTIONS for those groups who were asking him too many questions last night...!

Rajdeep sits next to me...I ask him to tell me what color he is wearing...he thinks for a while n seeing the glint in my eyes, says "Its definitely not PINK" .... hehehe...Hmmm..so it states that the color is atleast a remote brother to Pink...

I have to mention Aakanksha...coz she wears an orange..my fav color...n well.. she sure seems jumpy since the morning.. infact her hair also seems to have attained their own level of energy..

Oho... Divya just came up with a new form of cummunication- WORD TO MOUTH !!!

Devki luks pretty in Pink.. The color jus suits her carefree n calm self..

Susan laughs... n its not something which can go unnoticed...If she were laughing like that for too long then probably her face will be the color of her shirt... Purple..!

Amit wears something close to green... so apt !! ... I think v can quantify his color...Till now its only him who knows the GREENs he is going to get.. ( did v forget the 11.5..!!??!!!)

Infact.. when I saw Kriti and Amit after they got the jobs... I expected them to be Jumping around...laughing hysterically...cryin like they had won a Ms India/Mr India paegant....But wow.. they were totally in control of themselves..!!!

Hehe...Probably that is what I would be doing If and When I Land a job..!

Aijaz sits with his fingers digging into his cheeks.. probably he is trying to get sum dimples..! His color is white... n his face is as blank as the white on his shirt...

Roopal is blue... she luks fresh... she has competitive advantage .. she missed the first 2 classes n slept more...

Ohk... that reminds me.. Last morning I was first caught offguard in class... and then Bajaoed..!!

While I was busy snickering at someone else... Sir asked me what's my core competency...

n abruptly I replied " I think its my VOICE...n the way I communicate with people..."....wah wah wah...Caught...!

Sir says " How ? Through parallel conversation? "Okk.... BAJAOED...!!

Anyway ..already I have a new topic for my next blog...But before I finish... Sanjay and Rajat (Singhvi) r wearing a Fungus color shirt...

Till the next time ....
Ram Ram....

freedom from defects.....

Freedom from defects...While i think of tat line i see Jeetu and he jus seems to be leaping out of his seat..is he tryin to b more visible to the prof..or he cnt see his laptop's screen due to the harsh sun!??!

Pardon me but i hav sumhow developed tis new hobby of observing my fellow classmates..n its fun...so lets c how my classmates r fighting for their freedom from defects... hehe aleterations...

Chirag is pruning his hair every now and then...n he does it so seriously, tat u cud easily pass him as a glam world wannabe ...

Vasundhara is in her trance..the rhythm wit which she types her messages , she almost attained perfection..n wait a min..she chats wit sum 4 people at a time and the finesse with which she does it... cmon she deserves a SIX SIGMA...

Susan does exactly wat chirag does...though less often.. wat she does more often is yawning...always a bit sleepy she still manages to jump up wit replies and answers ...

Ok..Vidhi jus asked a question..i luk at her.. rite aftr sir answred her query she is back to her chat posture... hmm.. she is another multi-tasker i say...

Garima luks different in her reaaaallllly different hairdo.. she has got herself a whole new corporate luk...she smiles around a bit ..n goes bak to her lil world of chatting...

olrite..sriram is up ther presenting about why Sunny Fresh deserves the Malcolm Baldrige award..n he even delivered a PJ...n no one laughed..

ok..this is aint kool.. to remind u..all of us are great at faking laughs and laughing at pjs.. but v seem to have lost the charm..

I hear... egg distributin...egg sales...egg color... fat/non-fat eggs...... v all know its an eggy world out ther.. !

Meenal sits next to me.. n says "Sexy neend aa rahi hai!".... i smile at her..she smiles bak at me..

O nooooooooo....all for the luv of chattingg n orkuttingg..now v hv to hear abt eggs over again...

Aakanksha looks at me from behind her laptop...she had jus sneezed...she never fails to amaze me with her incredible rigour to sneeze and the energy that she puts into it...When she is not sneezing or chattingg, she turns away from the class to luk at herself in the mirror n tame her hair....u c freedom from defects...

I see Rajat (Gupta) n this 1 time he isnt exercising in class..neither is he goin out...neither is he wearing a cap... wow... now tats freedom from defects...

There you go...Kunal just asked a long question n well he did recieve a good answer...hehe

Nidhi in her most sophisticated way adds an extension to Rajat's answer....she is so sophisticated n calm in answering the question that it almost seems she has attained NIRVANA...

Samaksh starts with "a very gudaftrnoon to all of u"..which he says in a very newsreader type fashion n as he starts he only realises wen he sees his ppt.. tat the fonts on it are so small tat he cnt read them... let alone the whole class...

In this class...i hav learnt a bit more.. now i kno our class is great at not 1 but 2 thins, mainly:-

DCP - Desperate Class Particioation
CCP - Cut Copy Paste...... hehehehe

While i wind up yet another blog of mine i wonder wat i'll do for watever is left of the period...but i'll murder time.. again n again..so till the next time...aaj ke samachaar yahi samaapt hue.....(samaksh style)

Final Countdown...

I have jus been woken up from my trance when i heard Rajat(gupta) walk into the room...
I assume it was already 15 mins since the class started coz thats when i usually see rajat enter the classroom..hehe

I count the time..for this is the last lecture.. its the final countdown...

Olrite..so what are my classmates upto?....i see hands raised to answer questions and i also see heads raised..these r the people who have already participated enough in class....the same content luk

Omigod..I suddenly realised..I am sitting here coz m supposed to listen in class if not participate...n well i am listening... to myself ..to the sounds around me.. to the movement around me...

Boulders breaking....crashers crashing...cement churning..my surroundings are going thru a construction..evolution..n my mind is in tandem..

Oops..suddenly everybody laughed in the class..ok i missed the joke.. but I dint miss the chance to atleast fake a laugh..

Whatever...lets look around...
Amit keeps nodding constantly... he seems to be understanding a lot more than what the prof is explaining...

Dr Atul was hellbent on gettin himself a brownie point..the lpook on his face shows he succeeded at that..

Sanjay just hit a six with his intimidating excel sheet figures...while all of us sit wondering what he is upto.. he has swept the prof off his feet...

Samaksh like a cool dude keeps track of his answer inventory and keeps supplying his share of gyaan to the class..

Rajdeep has been shooting his barrels n the smile on his face has only broadened...

Susan , with her head tilted on 1 side..keeps staring at the prof...makes me wonder wts on her mind..

As this course comes to an end.. in a flashback we started with a class of 56 "not-so-interested" students and what we are left with, is a class of 15-20 "interested-only-for-score" students...the industry volume has gone bad but the quality of the market has improved...
STOP.. too much of INDUSTRAT has got to me...
But now that we mentioned it... WE GOT THE HIGHEST NMC and STOCK PRICE...
So my thank you speech goes like this..
I thank Rajdeep and Rajat(Singhvi) for their support and special consultation with which we could surpass them..hehe...

Well.. until next time...buhbye...

Is ther any way I could live thru tis...

Yet another classroom...yet another session...same students...everything is constant.. only the torture is dynamic...and it is displaying an upward trend...!

Today Nitish Jain talked about nails.. n rite now v r doing some kind of economics (plz pardon me for my ignorance...but it sure is bliss)..so wt wud a nail economics luk like?

economies of nails..nails volume....nails revenue....lost curve....hehe... ok..nevamind...!

We are a class full of DCPs (desperate class participants)..... where we dont mind turning the class into a warfront to get that 10% score of the class participation...! Its amazing that, in such a class not many are participating despite the fact that class participation ACCOUNTS FOR 100% OF THE CREDIT.... I rest my case....

I look around me.. uh oh..i am suddenly conscious of my surroundings..n the fact that i am being observed..spooks me out.. i luk arnd...there u go.. aftr a few days of contemplation Cibby has been able to come wit his bit of class participation.. he has suddenly jumped into the elite group of class participants..

Ritu stares at an oceanic colored desktop every now and then...Anand seems to be surfin...he has this content luk on his face..o well..he has done his bit of class participation..! As Tom Dewitt said ..indians luv acronyms..living up to it.. lets call Class Participation as CP...

Nidhi has sooo much to talk about ALUMINUM that i gues by the end of this class i would surely have some aluminium deficiency in my body...

Vishal is the only 1 here who seems to be enjoyin the class.. he is fast asleep ...sometimes he jus wakes up to the world when his mental radar beeps if ALUMINIUM is in any close proximity to him...

Aakanksha.. (i cant afford to get her spelling wrong) she is 1 unique case...she kept her laptop off..dint say a thing in class..jus kept lukin around...(she evn din sleep like her usual self)...o my god..is tis class changin her?... no chattin?..no sleeping?..

The prof says we need to work out some numbers..i think so too.. i need to work out..n some numbers will surely help...5 rounds..20 crunches..1oo hops... olrite..v cn look into tat later again....

Not to forget...all that Jeetu did in class was FROWN.. as if he had been originally chosen to teach this subject..infact i had seen him readin the case study in the bus... such an anti-social element he is...

I see a few people..they are just unable to bear it anymore.. slowly n tactfully avoiding any eye contact they move out of the class... i see them go.. garima..aastha..rashi...hello?.. y am i not going?..

Actually ..i don wana go.. i seem to be enjoying this whole observing act... quite intriguing it is to see everyone around me do thins....to see them think...to see them smile to themselves...to see them struggle to participate in the class... to see them get bajaoed..

All the people in this room , in their own unintentional way have helped me live through this ordeal...infact its quite sum fun...

Yet another class comes to an end.. n i promise i'll observe more people tomorow..i'll blog again.. till then.. buh bye....!

I ran over the rain...

I ran over the rain…
Y did I name my blog like tat?.. well does it show my excitement at being able to get a leap out of this dull class?... suddenly i feel happy... i feel unburdened...i feel weightless(ok..don remind me my digression from my diet regime)...i feel i cud run over the rain...
I m bored to my bone marrow..yuck yuck yuck... the class is sooo cruel.. well..its cruel bcoz its like a torture... n its cruel..v v v cruell... olrite.. the class is comin to an end and i think it is another god-sent note to me... to not lose my kool.. to b patient .. the ordeal is comin to an end.. I listen to God.. !! Actually i listen to only a few people.. n 1 of them is dear bhagwaan ji coz.. i like to b in the "GOOD BOOKS OF GOD"... i'll talk abt tis aspect of me in the comin blogs.. so fellow bloggers..adios... its breakfree time...!!!!!!